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Friday, October 06, 2006

Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"
kung mahirap ka,ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "bakokang".

Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo:.
sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown "dahil sa "tension and stress"

Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay" ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac"
sa mahirap, ang tawag ay "magnanakaw".

Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric";
kung mahirap ka, "may toyo ka sa ulo".

Kung mahirap ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay "nalipasan ng gutom";
kung mayaman ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine"

Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba";
pero kung mayaman ka,you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic".

Kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o "baluga";
pero ang senorita mo kahit kasingkulay mo, ang tawag ay "morena" o "kayumanggi".

Kung nasa high society ka, you are called "slender" o "balingkinitan";
kung mahirap ka lang, you are plainly called "payatot" o "patpatin" o "ting-ting".

Kung nasa high society ka pa rin at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite";
kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot" o "unano" o "jabbar".

Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay "pleasingly plump"
Kapag mahirap ka, ika'y "mataba", "tabatsoy" o "lumba-lumba"

Kung mahirap ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay "pakawala";
kung well-off ka, ikaw ay "game".

"Malandi" ka kung isa kang dukhang alembong;
pero kung mayaman ka, ikaw ay "liberated".

Kakaawa ang mahirap na puro gulay ang kinakain
Habang health conscious ang tawag sa mayayamang ganito

"Walang hiya" ang mga mahihirap na batang sumasagot sa mga guro
Pero pag sumagot ang mga nasa exclusive school,sila'y assertive

Ang mga mahihirap ay "gumugurang";
Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior citizenhood".

Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner";
Ang anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" o "gunggong".

Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, "you flatter your host who says masarap kang kumain, and I like you, you do justice to my cooking";
kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house, your host will say to himself na ikaw ay "patay-gutom" o "hampaslupa" o "masiba".

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Q[61]:Did you make this layout yourself? Can you make me one?

Nope. I got this from www.blogskins.com! WOW! English spekeni!

Q[60]:honor student k b? anong place mo?

Noon, OO. Pero ngayong 4th year, HINDI na.. Nasa rank 18 na kasi ako ngayon.

Q[59]:palagay mo sino ako?

si ederlyn.

Q[58]:kapuso o kapamilya?

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Q[57]:kailangan ba talaga ang NCAE??? kung hinde. bkt pa nila ito ginagawa. kung parang piigilan nila ang estudyante sa pagpili ng kurso??--sentimented

Walang kwentaaaa ang NCAE!!!! - yan lang ang masasabi ko.

Q[56]:nasubukan mo na bang jumebs sa school?

Muntik na noong elementary pa ako.. Bukas, susubukan ko.

Q[55]:what is your faith???

My faith is 15 years old. Thank you. LOL!

Q[54]: bilangin mo lahat ng links mo.. di ka ba nahihirapan magblog hop?

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Q[53]: bakit ang laki ng ipin mo??? owner ba kau ng colgate???

Hindi Colgate! Close-up!

Q[52]:E nagka-girlfriend ka na ba?

Wala pa.. Sabi kasi ng magulang ko mag-aral muna.. Haaaaay.

Q[51]:kung babae ka, sino ang pipiliin mo maging crush? daniel radcliffe, channing tatum o chris pine?

Um.. Si Daniel Radcliffe siguro. Siya lang kasi kilala ko sa mga binanggit mo. Sino si Tatum at Pine?? 'Di naman yata yan sikat.

Q[50]: anong masasabi mo na nagfifit ang mukha mo kay ninoy aquino?

Ang swerte-swerte ni Ninoy! Siguro kung buhay pa siya, mamamatay siya sa tuwa!

Q[49]: ok ang sarap magtanong. haha.musta ka nman?haha.

Ok lang.. Homo sapiens pa rin. Himihinga pa. Tao pa. Buhay pa.

Q[48]: may girlfriend ka na ba? :)

Ala pa... :(

Q[47]:which came first the chicken or the egg?

Chicken kasi nang ginawa ng Diyos ang mundo, malalaki na ang mga nilalalang o creatures gaya ng tao, puno, kabayo atbp. Kaya chicken ang sagot ko diyan.

Q[46]:rate your kagwapuhan from one to ten.

um... 10? LOL! Biro lang... Kayo na humusga! Bawal negative ha!

Q[45]:ikaw.. magsusumbong ka ba kapag nireyp ka ni daniel smith (kung girl ka sakali)?

Kung ako? Siyempre... HINDI AKO MAGSUSUMBONG! Baka pa nga si Smith ang magsampa ng kaso sa 'kin! LOL! Biro lang.

Q[44]:san ung location ng school mo?

Digos City. Katabi lang ng Davao. Bakit? Dadalawin mo ako?

Q[43]:Najejebs ka at walang CR sa mall lahat out of order, ano na ang gagawin mo?

Ilalabas ko nalang sa brief ko. Ambaho no? Ala choice eh.

Q[42]:Mahal mo ba ako?

OO! Ako? Mahal mo rin ba ako?

Q[41]:ok lang bang tanungin kung wat year ka na and from what school ka?..tnx..

Um.. 4th year HS. Digos City National High School (DiCNHS). Bakit?