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Monday, April 17, 2006

A store that sells husbands has just opened in
New York City, where a
woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY
ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the
shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a
catch . . .. you may choose
any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to
go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to
the
Husband Store to find a husband . ...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are
extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love
kids, are drop-
dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!" Still, she goes
to
the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on
this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you
exit
the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to
all the women who
can
handle the truth!

Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.
You have to learn to be grateful for what you have
to get more. When
you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.


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i just got home from school! today is our first training! i am really tired and exhausted!

my legs and feet really hurts right now.. im not in the mood to type.. i just posted so that my blog will be updated.. we did a project propoasl in the morning and military orientation.. i think i was standing for about two hours when we did our military orientation! believe me, that was reaaly exhausting.. .

this is all for today! i have something to do right now! i need to study my factsheets so that i will be ready for tomorrows activity.... go to go! bye!

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Q[60]:honor student k b? anong place mo?

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Q[52]:E nagka-girlfriend ka na ba?

Wala pa.. Sabi kasi ng magulang ko mag-aral muna.. Haaaaay.

Q[51]:kung babae ka, sino ang pipiliin mo maging crush? daniel radcliffe, channing tatum o chris pine?

Um.. Si Daniel Radcliffe siguro. Siya lang kasi kilala ko sa mga binanggit mo. Sino si Tatum at Pine?? 'Di naman yata yan sikat.

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Ala pa... :(

Q[47]:which came first the chicken or the egg?

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Q[41]:ok lang bang tanungin kung wat year ka na and from what school ka?..tnx..

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