2006 New Words
Saturday, February 11, 2006

New words for 2006 Work-place vocabulary

TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadlinewas missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, crapson everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success andadvancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimmingupstream only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in acube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what'sgoing on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion becausethere may be cake.)

MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato

SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. Whatyuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stopsworking to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of anelectronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just abovethe rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" areoften profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they weredesigned to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded"administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message"404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not belocated.

OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise thatyou've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') - NewOxford Dictionary definitions

GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intentionof buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by apimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy theirfood afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typicaladolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes fromthe badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants oftenwears to show their level of training.

MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremelyimpressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually noughtin there worth seeing.

SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

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