New words for 2006 Work-place vocabulary
TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadlinewas missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, crapson everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success andadvancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimmingupstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in acube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what'sgoing on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion becausethere may be cake.)
MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. Whatyuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stopsworking to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of anelectronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just abovethe rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" areoften profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they weredesigned to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded"administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.
404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message"404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not belocated.
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise thatyou've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') - NewOxford Dictionary definitions
GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intentionof buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by apimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy theirfood afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typicaladolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes fromthe badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants oftenwears to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremelyimpressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually noughtin there worth seeing.
SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
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Muntik na noong elementary pa ako.. Bukas, susubukan ko.
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Q:kung babae ka, sino ang pipiliin mo maging crush? daniel radcliffe, channing tatum o chris pine?
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Q: anong masasabi mo na nagfifit ang mukha mo kay ninoy aquino?
Ang swerte-swerte ni Ninoy! Siguro kung buhay pa siya, mamamatay siya sa tuwa!
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Q: may girlfriend ka na ba? :)
Ala pa... :(
Q:which came first the chicken or the egg?
Chicken kasi nang ginawa ng Diyos ang mundo, malalaki na ang mga nilalalang o creatures gaya ng tao, puno, kabayo atbp. Kaya chicken ang sagot ko diyan.
Q:rate your kagwapuhan from one to ten.
um... 10? LOL! Biro lang... Kayo na humusga! Bawal negative ha!
Q:ikaw.. magsusumbong ka ba kapag nireyp ka ni daniel smith (kung girl ka sakali)?
Kung ako? Siyempre... HINDI AKO MAGSUSUMBONG! Baka pa nga si Smith ang magsampa ng kaso sa 'kin! LOL! Biro lang.
Q:san ung location ng school mo?
Digos City. Katabi lang ng Davao. Bakit? Dadalawin mo ako?
Q:Najejebs ka at walang CR sa mall lahat out of order, ano na ang gagawin mo?
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Q:Mahal mo ba ako?
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Q:ok lang bang tanungin kung wat year ka na and from what school ka?..tnx..
Um.. 4th year HS. Digos City National High School (DiCNHS). Bakit?